Beer is one of the best drinks ever invented. It’s fizzy, refreshing, and gives you a nice buzz. It is a big part of American culture, and cultures across the world. Today we want to go over our favorite beer quotes. If we missed any of your favorites, let us know on social media. Enjoy!
“All my friends were in college when I was making ‘Superbad’. We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza.” – Jonah Hill
“Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” – Jack Nicholson
“Hey! Yeah, you, dingbat! I want a pitcher of beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and let’s start with 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch comin’.”- Carl, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
“I consider myself an authority on drinking beer.” – Eric Bischoff
“I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male, or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you’ll see what I mean.” – Kurt Cobain
“I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story with anyone out there who thinks they’re the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. You’re not alone sister, let’s get a beer sometime.” – Meredith Palmer, The Office
“I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That’s my ideal date.” – Ronda Rousey
“I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.” – Johnny Depp
“I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.” – Sid Vicious
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
“My goal is to die in my 90s on the set, say, ‘that’s a wrap’, after the last shot, fall over dead, and have the grips go out and raise a beer to me.” – Wes Craven
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient for beer.” – Dave Barry
“When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars, that’s heaven here on Earth.” – Bernie Mac
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. – Frank Zappa
What Are Your Favorite Beer Quotes?
We hope you enjoyed the list of our favorite beer quotes. Did we miss any of your favorites? Let us know on social media!